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GG chord      FF chord           CC chord
I work down at the pizza pit
    GG chord          FF chord       CC chord
And I drive an old Hyundai
GG chord       DD chord            EmEm chord      CC chord
I still live with my mom and dad
                             DD chord
I'm five foot three and over weight
      GG chord      FF chord         CC chord
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
GG chord             FF chord          CC chord
Never been to second base
             GG chord            DD chord  EmEm chord          CC chord
But theres a whole nother me you need to see
         DD chord      GG chord
go check out myspace


      CC chord  GG chord DD chord              GG chord
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
   CC chord GG chord    DD chord            GG chord
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
  CC chord            GG chord         DD chord             EmEm chord
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
      CC chord                    DD chord
and I love a good glass of wine
   CC chord    GG chord      DD chord             GG chord
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
  CC chord       GG chord      DD chord                 GG chord
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
      CC chord         GG chord        DD chord            EmEm chord
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
CC chord                   DD chord
Chat with two women at one time
    GG chord       FF chord         CC chord
I'm so much cooler on-line.
GG chord       FF chord      CC chord
So much cooler online
GG chord     FF chord      CC chord
I get home I kiss my mom
        GG chord     FF chord    CC chord
And she fixes me a snack
    GG chord      DD chord          EmEm chord       CC chord
And I head down to my basement bedroom
         DD chord     GG chord
And fire up my Mac
GG chord       FF chord        CC chord
In real life the only time I've
GG chord         FF chord        CC chord
Ever even been to LAA chord
        GG chord         DD chord               EmEm chord       CC chord
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
        CC chord           DD chord    GG chord
to play tuba in the rose parade


    CC chord  GG chord DD chord              GG chord
But On - line I live in Malibu
  CC chord        GG chord      DD chord                   GG chord
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
CC chord                 GG chord        DD chord              EmEm chord
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
CC chord                        DD chord
Abs that would blow your mind
   CC chord    GG chord      DD chord              GG chord
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
  CC chord       GG chord      DD chord                 GG chord
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
      CC chord         GG chord        DD chord            EmEm chord
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
CC chord                   DD chord
Chat with two women at one time
    GG chord       FF chord         CC chord
I'm so much cooler On-line.
GG chord       FF chord        CC chord
Yea I'm cooler online


         DD chord                      GG chord
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
CC chord           DD chord        GG chord
Let alone a real girlfriend
      DD chord                       GG chord
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
CC chord                DD chord
Every time I log in

Solo: EmEm chord DD chord CC chord GG chord DD chord EmEm chord CC chord DD chord

CC chord  GG chord DD chord              GG chord
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
   CC chord GG chord    DD chord            GG chord
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
CC chord         GG chord        DD chord            GG chord
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
CC chord                   DD chord
Chat with two women at one time
GG chord           FF chord         CC chord
I'm so much cooler on-line.
GG chord       FF chord      CC chord
Yea I'm cooler online
GG chord           FF chord         CC chord
I'm so much cooler on-line
GG chord       FF chord      CC chord
Yea I'm cooler online

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