Chorus:
Db
I'll be the best boyfriend that you've ever had
Db7
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
Gb
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
Gbm
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell
Verse 1:
Db
I'm a soft guy by skin
Db7
And a mean one at heart
Gb
So if you touch my lover
Gbm
I will tear your world apart
Chorus:
Db
'Cause you're the best boyfriend that I've ever had
Db7
I love you more than flowers and I think you're really rad
Gb
You give me lots of kisses, and I give you lots of hugs
Gbm
All my friends inside the sewers really like to play with bugs
Verse 2:
Db
You're a smart guy by skin
Db7
But a dumb one at heart
Gb
I'm cute but I am vicious
Gbm
I will tear your world apart
Chorus:
Db
Was I the best boyfriend that you've ever had?
Db7
I tried to make you happy but you only made me sad
Gb
I told you that I loved you, but I'll never be enough
Gbm
So I made you my new angel and I stowed you in the dust
Verse 3:
Db
I'm heaven by skin
Db7
But a demon at heart
Gb
So be kind to all your lovers
Gbm
'Cause I'm hiding in the dark
Chorus: strum once
Db
I'll be the best boyfriend that you'll ever have
Db7
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
Gb
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
Gbm Db
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell
