A E Gbm Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door D A But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home E I never dreamed that in a million years Gbm D She'd settle for me. A E This room's to let, I only advertised this morning, Gbm But here you are with three months D rent and references that shine beyond A Belief. E Take me to my room, you said, Gbm No time to lose, you said, D And now you're making omelets and you ask me, Gbm E "Who's that girl on the fridge" D And I'm telling my life story, E But I guess she's too good for me. A She's not my girlfriend, E Gbm She's just a friend who's a girl, D She's my colleague, she's my best mate, A She rocks my world, E Gbm I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time, Or find the words, D Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl. Interlude: A E Gbm D A E A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here, Gbm No phones, no interruptions, D A Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel. E But now you're here and I can't think, Gbm D So why not stay and have a drink? I don't mind if you don't mind. Do you want to stay? I don't mind. Great. Gbm E And now she's going to live with monkeys, D See the world and disappear, E Am I what's keeping her here? A She's not my girlfriend, E She's just a friend who's a girl, Gbm She's my colleague, she's my best mate, D She rocks my world, A E Gbm I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time, Or find the words, D Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl. A E Gbm I can't take this anymore. D A I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat, E Gbm D And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job, A E And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys" Gbm D You're going to take her away from me. A E Alright, I didn't want to do this, Gbm But it might be the only way D A The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay. E Gbm D So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here? A Sophie! I don't wanna leave, E Sophie! I can't leave, Gbm Sophie! D I love you, Sophie. A E But what about the monkeys? Gbm Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn, D Just, for God's sake, A Kiss the girl.