Intro: D G E A - stop -

D            G                    E    
You text at three in the morning 
            A            D
And you misspell my name
               G                          E    
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            A                  D
And most of them think you are lame
             G                      E    
You say that with me it's different
             A             D
And your not that big of a xxxx
              G                            E    
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                A                 Bm
Not 'cause your with some other chick


            Gbm          Bm
I know that this may be uncool
              Gbm           A
But I want to tell you the truth

Chorus:
D                    G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E              A
It's close but not quite there
D                  G                    E    
Need time to get a little more rejected
                     A               D      G    E    
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  A                      D  G  E     A - stop -
A totally awesome pair


D           G                 E    
I seem like your perfect target
               A              D
Like I've been lonely for too long
                        G              E    
You think I haven't had xxx in forever
          A                    D
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
             G                   E    
But I would rather have nothing
                A           D
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
                      G                      E    
I wouldn't touch your xxxx if I was poisoned
            A                Bm
And the antidote was in your sperm


             Gbm           Bm
I know that this may be uncool
              Gbm           A
But I want to tell you the truth


D                    G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E              A
It's pretty close but not quite there
D                  G                    E    
Need time to get a little more desperate
                     A               D      G    E    
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  A                      D  G  E     A - stop -
A totally awesome pair

Bridge:
Bm            Gbm
We could last forever
         G               D
You just have to give me time
   Bm                 D
To learn to deal with bullxxxx
     G      A
And blatant lies
        D          A
But for now... for now


D                    G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E              A
It's so close but not quite there
D                  G                    E    
Need time to get a little more wasted
                     A               D      G    E    
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  A                      D  G  E     A - stop -
A totally awesome pair