Intro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9
 
Verse:
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Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad
              G          Cadd9                   G  Cadd9
xxxxxin' and moaning on and on about the time I had
       G                       Cadd9                 G  Cadd9
and by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone
            G            Cadd9              G  Cadd9
then when Thursday came around I was all alone
      D                                         Cadd9
so I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-65
 
Chorus:
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Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
       G                  Em7         Cadd9
bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
       G                      Cadd9                   D
she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
  G                 Cadd9            D
deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
              Cadd9                          D
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
       D                     G   Cadd9  G Cadd9
oohh lord when it rains it pours
 
Verse:
              G              Cadd9          G   Cadd9
Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize
            G                   Cadd9             G  Cadd9
when she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial
          G                       Cadd9                 G  Cadd9
and its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves
         G                      Cadd9                    G      Cadd9
what I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace
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its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason
 
Chorus:
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that I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot
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and the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
      G                    Cadd9                    D
she picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
             G                 Cadd9
and I only spent 5 bucks at the moose club raffle
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won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes
    G                  Cadd9                      D
for me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
               Cadd9                            D
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
                         G           Cadd9
oh lord when it rains it pours
                   G               Cadd9
when it rains it pours
 
Bridge:
          Am7                 G                Cadd9
I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now
          Am7         G                   Cadd9
it all started on the day that she walked out
 
Outro:
        G                  Cadd9
Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
       G                  Em7         Cadd9
bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
       G                      Cadd9                   D
she swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
       G              Cadd9
I was caller #5 on the radio station
       G            Cadd9
won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
  G                 Cadd9            D
deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
              Cadd9            G               Asus2
I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
       D                     G   Cadd9  G Cadd9
oohh lord when it rains it pours
                   G       Cadd9     G
when it rains it pours