Intro:
Em
This song is for the boy who play me
Here's our breakup
B7
I never got to say
C
Here's all the things you gave me
While we were dating
Am B7
Alphabetically arranged
Verse:
Em
a. is for all your half-assed apologies
B7
b. is for breaking up at my birthday party
C Am. B7
Couldn't I see that I would be catching you, cheating on me?
Em
d. is for drunk and dialing me to drive you home
B7
e. is for evidence I found on your phone so
C Am B7
Fu k you for making me feel like a godd mn fool
Chorus:
C
Goodbye to the guy I knew
B7
Hello heartbreak honeymoon
C
I'm more interested in me
Am B7
Joke's on you and your jealousy
Instrumental: Em B7 C Am B7
Verse:
Em
This song is for the boy who kissed me
I hope you're listening
B7
Learn your ABC's
C
Never thought I'd catch you cheating
Gave me 26 reasons
Am B7
You're alphabetically deranged
Em
K is for karma for kissing him in front of me
B7
L is for lying saying "I love you, I'd never leave"
C Am B7
You're mistaken if you think you can manipulate me one more time
Em
N is naive to never notice your narcissism
B7
O is I'm moving on to optimism
C Am B7
Played me like a puppet but I'm pulling out my strings
Chorus:
C
Quit your crying you're quite a fool
B7
I'm restaring with someone new
C
The story of us ends very woefully
Am B7
Fu k you and your xyz
Instrumental: Em B7 C Am B7
Bridge:
Em
Sicko psycho now that I know
B7
Gonna get revenge
C
Liar light your bed on fire
Am B7
It's in my defense
Em
Heartbreak mistakes fu king insane
B7
Bottled up my tears
C
Heart ache betrayed aren't you afraid
Am B7
My love is your fear
Chorus:
C
I hope you've learned your ABC's
B7
Of all the things you did to me
C
Learned to love myself from your deceit
Am B7 Em
Happy ending to this sad story
