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A chordB chordDbm chordE chord

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Intro: DbmDbm chord  BB chord  AA chord  EE chord

Verse:
              DbmDbm chord
If you weren't born with it
                     BB chord
You can buy a couple ornaments
                         AA chord
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
                            EE chord
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
DbmDbm chord                                BB chord
xxxual, hey girl if you wanna feel xxxual
                            AA chord
You can always call up a professional
                              EE chord
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Chorus:
DbmDbm chord
Kids forever, kids forever
BB chord
Baby soft skin turns into leather
AA chord
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
-stop-
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Verse:
DbmDbm chord
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 
BB chord
  is it true that pain is beauty?
AA chord  
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
EE chord  
  Will a pretty face make it better?
DbmDbm chord
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
BB chord
  How did you afford her surgery?
AA chord
  Do you swear you'll stay forever
EE chord
Even if her face don't stay together
DbmDbm chord    BB chord    
       Even if her face don't stay together

Interlude: AA chord  EE chord

Bridge:
                          DbmDbm chord
If you want a little more confidence
                                         BB chord
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
                             AA chord
All you need's a couple more condiments
                                        EE chord
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
     DbmDbm chord
It's such a waste
                                  BB chord
When little girls grow into their mothers face
                                     AA chord
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
                                    EE chord
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

Chorus:
DbmDbm chord
Kids forever, kids forever
BB chord
Baby soft skin turns into leather
AA chord
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
-stop-
No one will love you if you're unattractive


DbmDbm chord
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 
BB chord
  is it true that pain is beauty?
AA chord  
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
EE chord  
  Will a pretty face make it better?
DbmDbm chord
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
BB chord
  How did you afford her surgery?
AA chord
  Do you swear you'll stay forever
EE chord
Even if her face don't stay together
DbmDbm chord
Stay forever, stay forever
BB chord
Even if her face don't stay together
AA chord
Stay forever, stay forever
EE chord
Even if her face don't stay together


DbmDbm chord  
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 
BB chord  
  is it true that pain is beauty?
AA chord   
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
EE chord  
  Will a pretty face make it better?
DbmDbm chord  
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
BB chord  
  How did you afford her surgery?
AA chord  
  Do you swear you'll stay forever
-stop-
Even if her face don't stay together
DbmDbm chord
Stay forever, stay forever
BB chord
Even if her face don't stay together
AA chord
Stay forever, stay forever
EE chord
Even if her face don't stay together

Outro:  DbmDbm chord  BB chord  AA chord  EE chord

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33 Comments

  1. carsoncasiano

    -4 is the easiest one.

  2. Ugh I love Melanie so much

  3. EmoKidFromSouthernLands

    Usually I dont play the easiest version and I usually play the original no matter what the chords are (I have been playing the uke for a long time) but for this song I play it in -4 because it sounds best with my voice.

  4. Bondiukeqween

    I think that -4 sounds best on uke ANDDDD it is much easier so if you ask me for any advice that is what I’m gonna give you and when I play this song I dont use a strumming pattern I just go down on that chord for the line if that makes any sense so yeah bye and have a gr8 day

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