Intro:
-I wanna talk to you-

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-The last time we talked, Mr Smith, you reduced me to tears.
 I promise you that won't happen again-


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Do I attract you? 
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Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? 
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am I too dirty? am I too flirty? 
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Do I like what you like? 


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I could be wholesome; I could be loathsome 
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I guess I’m a little bit shy 
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Why don’t you like me? Why don’t you like me? 
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Without making me try? 


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I try to be like Grace Kelly 
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But all her looks were too sad 
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So I tried a little Freddie 
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I’ve gone identity mad! 


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I could be brown, I could be blue 
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I could be violet    sky 

I could be hurtful 
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I could be purple 
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I could be anything you like 
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean 
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Gotta be everything more 

Why don’t you like me? 
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Why don’t you like me? 
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Why don’t you walk out the door! 

-Getting angry doesn't solve anything-


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How can I help it, How can I help it 
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How can I help what you think? 

Hello my baby 
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Hello my baby 
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Putting my life on the brink 


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Why don’t you like me, why don’t you like me 
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Why don’t you like yourself? 

Should I bend over? 
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Should I look older just to be put on the shelf? 


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I tried to be like Grace Kelly 
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But all her looks were too sad 
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So I tried a little Freddie 
am                Dsus4 D
I’ve gone identity mad


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I could be brown, I could be blue 
           G Am7 G   C
I could be violet    sky 

I could be hurtful 
           Dsus4
I could be purple 
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I could be anything you like 
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean 

         G Am7 G    C

Gotta be everything more 

Why don’t you like me? 
              Dsus4
Why don’t you like me? 
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Why don’t you walk out the door! 
 

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Say what you want to satisfy yourself 
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  But you only want what everybody else says you should want
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You want


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I could be brown, I could be blue 
           G Am7 G   C
I could be violet    sky 

I could be hurtful 
           Dsus4
I could be purple 
           D
I could be anything you like 
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Gotta be green, gotta be mean 
         G Am7 G    C
Gotta be everything more 

Why don’t you like me? 
              Dsus4
Why don’t you like me? 
              D            G
Why don’t you walk out the door! 


G
I could be brown, I could be blue 
           G Am7 G   C
I could be violet    sky 

I could be hurtful 
           Dsus4
I could be purple 
           D
I could be anything you like 
G
Gotta be green, gotta be mean 
         G Am7 G    C
Gotta be everything more 

Why don’t you like me? 
              Dsus4
Why don’t you like me? 
              D            Em
Why don’t you walk out the door! 

Outro:
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-Humprey, we’re leaving-
-Kaching!-