Intro: E  B7 E  B7
 
       E
I'm malicious, mean and scary
    A
My sneer could curdle dairy
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And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
     E
But despite my evil look
E7       A           Bbdim7
And my temper, and my Hook
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I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
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Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?
Gb                              C7#        B7
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?
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Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
         A              Bbdim7
For my killer show-tune medley
 
Thank you!
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'Cause way down deep inside
      B7     E
I've got a dream
 
 
             A
He's got a dream!
             E
He's got a dream!
 
 
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See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!
         E
Though I do like breaking femurs
E         A                Gb   
You can count me with the dreamers
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Like everybody else
      B      E
I've got a dream!
 
 
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           E
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
       A
Plus something here that oozes
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And let's not even mention my complexion
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But despite my extra toes
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And my goiter, and my nose
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I really want to make a love connection
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Can't you see me with a special little lady
Gb                             C7#    B7
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?
           E
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
E7      A           Bbdim7
I'm a lover, not a fighter --
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'Cause way down deep inside
     B        E      E7
I've got a dream
             A
I've got a dream!

He's got a dream!
             E
I've got a dream!

He's got a dream!
 
 
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And I know one day romance will reign supreme!
           E
Though my face leaves people screaming
           A                Bbdim7
There's a child behind it, dreaming --
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Like everybody else
     B       E
I've got a dream
 
 
Abm                               A
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
E             Gbm   B   E
Gunther does interior design
Abm
Ulf is into mime
          Dbm
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Gb7
Bruiser knits

Killer sews

Fang does little puppet shows
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And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!
 
 
        E
I have dreams, like you -- no, really!
      A
Just much less touchy-feely
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They mainly happen somewhere
         B7
warm and sunny
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On an island that I own
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Tanned and rested and alone
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Surrounded by enormous piles of money
             A
I've got a dream!

She's got a dream!
             E
I've got a dream!

She's got a dream!
 
 
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I just want to see the floating
          Gbm7   B7
lanterns gleam!
 
Yeahh!
          E
And with every passing hour
E       A             Gb   
I'm so glad I left my tower --
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Like all you lovely folks
   B         E    E7
I've got a dream!
 
 
              A
She's got a dream!

He's got a dream!
               E
They've got a dream!

We've got a dream!
        Abm
So our diff 'rences ain't
Dbm         Gbm7
really that extreme!
               B7
We're one big team...!
          E
Call us brutal --
Sick --
  E7
Sadistic --
E7        A        Bbdim7
And grotesquely optimistic
 
 
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'Cause way down deep inside
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We've got a dream!

I've got a dream!
 
 
            Dbm  
I've got a dream!

I've got a dream!
            Bbm7
I've got a dream!

I've got a dream!
 
 
            Gb
I've got a dream!
Gb  E  
Yes way down deep
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inside, I've got a dream!
 
Yeahh!