Intro -x2-: C D C C

Verse 1:
C                       D             C
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                   D                C
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                     D                    C
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                        D               C
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                   D                C
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                     D              C
See you in heaven if you make the list -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-

Chorus:
     Am                        G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                              G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G          C    D
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,  Are we losing touch?
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Verse 2:
C                           D              C
Moses went walking with the staff of wood -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                        D           C
Newton got beaned by the apple good -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                         D             C
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                             D            C
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-

Chorus:
     Am                        G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                              G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G          C    D
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,  Are you having fun?
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Instrumental: Em D Em D Em D D

Verse 3:
C                            D               C
Here's a little agit for the never-believer -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                             D         C
Here's a little ghost for the offering -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                         D                   C
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
C                          D          C
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-

Chorus:
     Am                        G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am                              G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am                      G          C    D
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby,  Are we losing touch?
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Instrumental: Em D Em D Em D D

Outro:
G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.


G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.


G        Am   C           D           G    Am          D
If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.
G        Am   C                Bm      Am                          Em
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.