D                            C
Baby, we was makin' straight a's
G                           C
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
D                           C
Don't take much to memorize your lies
G                            C
I feel like I've been hypnoti-sized
 

D                                    C
And then, that magic man, he come to town.
G                             C
Woo-Wee! He done spun my head around
D
He said "Recess is in session,
C
Two and two make five."
G
And now, baby, oh, I'm alive.
G
Ah Yea! I am alive.
 

D                                 E
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
G                                D
Well, baby, you better forget it.
D                   E
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
G
You better get me to school on time.
 

D                               C
Oh, you know I was on the Honor Roll
G                             C
Got good grades, ain't got no soul
D                                   C
Raise my hand before I can speak my mind
G                                   C
I've been biting my tongue too many times
 

D                                C
And then that magic man took you away -uh huh-
G                              C
Do what magic man do, not what magic man say
D                          C
Now, can I please have the attention of the class.
G
Today's ass-ignment... -hem hem-
-nc-
KICK SOME ASS!
 

D                                 E
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
G                                D
Well, baby, you better forget it.
D                   E
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
G                               D
You better get me to school on time.
 

D                                 E
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
G                                D
Well, baby, you better forget it.
D                   E
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
G
You better get me to school on time.