One Two Three Four!
 
Intro -x2-: Dbm Gbm E Dbm Gbm E

Verse 1:
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   So Let me set the scene
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It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees
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   The Queensland harsh summer heat
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Had me sweating buckets all up and down my street
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   It was there i spotted the bloke
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Perched atop of his milk crate throne
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   He eyed me off as I approached

And then he said
 
Chorus:
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   I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
 
Interlude:
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Chorus:
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   I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
 
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Verse 2:
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   So it's Tuesday Morning and my Centrelink hasn't come through
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   So i pick up the phone 'cause I've got some abusing to do 
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But all i get is elevator music

Waiting on the line

On hold all the time
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   All i get is elevator music

Waiting on the line

'Til i get a reply
 
Chorus:
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   I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
 
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Solo:
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    Oh   what time is it?
It is smoko
 
Chorus:
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   I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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   I'm on Smoko,
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone
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I'm on Smoko, so leave me alone

Outro:
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